Post-InVasion Edition

In the midst/aftermath/horrific reality of the InVasion angle, it seems everyone and their twice-removed pig-farming, cul-de-sac living cousins have their own ideas as to what the WWF "should" have done. Now, remove your caps, and listen close to the tale I must tell, it is a horable one, and one that should not see the light of day. Yet, here it is.

WHAT TEHY SHOULD HAVE DONE, (three perspectives)

First, we bring you the OLD SKOOL SMARK-esqe perspective, in Eight (8) easy steps.

1) WWF buys WCW.
2) The annoncement is made on RAW.
3) Next week, Ric Flair descends from the heavens, raining Fire and Brimstone upon all the nonbelievers, especially those living in Philadelphia and the surrounding area.
4) Any mentions of the words "Van Dam" and "Sabu" are erased from the history and the collective memory of humanity.
5) Flair then uses his omnipotent powers to heal Christ Benoit of his injury, and teleports him to the arena. Christ Benoit is then appointed Son of God, and sent on a holy charge to "carry broomsticks to ***** matches", and eliminate any remaining unbelievers on the side.
6) Everyone else in the company is either fired and/or killed.
7) Internet Columnists conquer the earth.
8) The end.

Second, the WWF's version:

1) The WWF buys WCW.
2) A bunch of other shit happens.
3) Everyone in wrestling existence jobs to the Undertaker in a squash.

Third, and of course, this wouldn't be complete without my version:

1) Jerry Lynn is found.
2) Cyrus is hired. Bums on the street are accosted and beat up when they announce that Jerry Lynn is not their favorite wrestler.
3) "Ed Edd 'N Eddy" is renewed past the fourth season. I also get lots of Jawbreakers and Cherryheads.
4) Masato Tanaka is hired and feuds with Mike Awesome, who gets a push.
5) I get married to Daffney.
6) The end.