Let's face facts, folks. Austin vs. Undertaker, take 5 billion and 3 just isn't cutting it for me. It's boring, boring, boring. And dumb, too. OHH UNDERTAKER'S WIFE WAS IN A CAR WRECK HAHA IT IS JOKE SHE WAS NOT REALLY WE TRICKED YOU BECAUSE WE ARE HEELS. Thrilling entertainment there, folks.

This, plus the fact that the WWF is going on the assumption that we didn't get tired of these two guys the last hundred times they hated each other.

Now, back in ECW, we had REAL epic feuds. Ones that didn't get tiresome after twenty minutes. Raven vs. Tommy Dreamer, anyone? Even people who never watched a minute of ECW programming in their lives know about this feud. Sure, like the infidels they are, they don't know any specifics, but at least they've heard about it.

Do you think people are going to remember the stupid car wreck angle 20 years from now? 20 minutes from now? I'm already doing my best to forget it. The ONLY good car wreck angle was the one where Big Show pushed one onto Hardcore Holly, prompting his transformation into one of the greatest gimmicks ever, the "superheavyweight" gimmick.

As for me, I still cringe whenever I think of Beulah spraying the hairspray in Tommy's face. THAT's the REAL memorable shit, people! I'd take another 5 years of Raven/Dreamer over another 10 minutes of the Austin/Undertaker feud. Of course, this'll natrually lead into a Twilight-zone universe where I am forced to watch Raven vs. Dreamer forever as my eternal punishment.