CARLITO'S NOT-SO-COOL QUEST!

You are Carlito, a cool adventurer. You like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. You are constantly clad in a suit of armor, although the helmet will not fit over your huge afro so you just wear it on top.

One day, you are doing a guest-spot on The WWE Experience when you receive a message from a carrier pigeon.

Read the message