Ah, the planning stages. You and Tazz decide the most inconspicuous place to meet your crew would be a location in which many fat people congregate. So, let's say... America. Or more specifically, a Hardee's parking lot. Tazz's mom gives the two of you a ride in her Dodge Caravan. The license plate reads "SR5IFILTU"!!!
Sure enough, your boyz soon arrive in a variety of wacky manners. Three Minute Warning pedal a bicycle-built-for-three, Rey Mysterio Jr. Jumps Out Tha Sky, and John Cena pulls up in, obviously, The Undertaker's sidecar. The Big Show is next to arrive. "YO YO YO WHERE MY PEEPS AT?!?" he screams.
"Right here, DAWG!" shouts Cena, offering up a low-five.
"No, seriously, my Marshmallow Peeps are missing." Show eyes Cena hungrily. "DID YOU EAT THEM???"
And that zany misunderstanding was just the tip of the iceberg. Once all of the involved parties are accounted for, you discover that no one can get along! Tazz and Rey can't seem to decide who's smaller and oranger. Rico has a problem with John Cena's horrific hot pink and banana yellow shorts, while the Island Boyz don't like him because he's an even faker gangster than they are. The Big Show and Mark Henry argue over whether it's better to eat babies or infants. If you don't make the peace now, your mission may never get off the ground. Whose leadership example do you follow?