BEAVER FEVER 2002!!!

Featured Attractions!

• 12:00 - Enter a raffle to win Marty Jannetty's wrestling tights!

• 12:01 - Enter a raffle to win Marty Jannetty!

• 12:05 - Games hosted by Rena Mero! Pick the right duffel bag and get a SURPRISE!

• 12:30 - Play Vampire: The Masquerade with Gangrel!

• 12:45 - Place bets on whether Sabu will show or not! WIN BIG!

• 1:00 - Buy Road Dogg! Again!

• 1:05 - Scott Hall drinks! That's it, he just drinks!

• 1:20 - A lesson in carjacking by the Mean Street Posse!

• 2:00 - Skinner teaches you how to gut an opossum!

• 2:30 - The Big Bossman's bake sale! All proceeds go to a local animal shelter!

• 2:45 - Sting tries to make you a Christian!

• 2:55 - Punch Chyna in the face! She doesn't care! She needs the money!

• 3:00 - THE CARD!

• 5:00 - Bret Hart Lecture Series: Installment #32 - Bret Hart whines for an hour!

• 6:00 - Darren Drozdov's celebrity Fun Run! CANCELED

• 6:00 - Bret Hart Lecture Series: Installment #33 - We can't get Bret Hart to stop whining!

• 6:30 - Bret Hart Lecture Series: Installment #34 - Bret Hart tackled by four strapping lads and escorted outside!

• 6:31 - Airplane Etiquette seminar hosted by Curt Hennig and Steven Regal!

• 7:00 - Brian Christopher teaches you to hide drugs in your sockhat!

• 7:20 - Turn your food stamps into liquor! The Sandman way!

• 8:00 - Mysterious Canadian man in a fake handlebar moustache whines for an hour!

• 9:00 - Alan Funk's Anger Management courses!

• 9:30 - Qur'an studies with Tiger Ali Singh and Chaz!

• 10:00 - Take Jake Roberts' Pepsi Coke challenge!

• 10:15 - Steve Corino personally bleeds on you!

• 10:30 - "Just" Joe tells the police that you are a terrorist!

• 10:35 - Raid on the complex! Now with TEAR GAS!