From the main hub of Moose Gulch, MT, take the fourth unpaved dirt road. Beaver carcasses will be haphazardly strewn about to help you find your way. Take a left at the Big Rock and you'll see a message crudely spray-painted on an outhouse that reads "BEVVER BEVER FEVER '02". If you see the Small Rock, you've GONE TOO FAR! Soon you'll come across the Butte Convention Shack, conveniently located between the Big, Empty Field and the Other Big, Empty Field. Check your shotgun at the door! No crazy militia types and/or Unabombers, please!