BEAVER FEVER 2002!!!
The Card!
- Tito Santana vs. Some Gas Station Attendant!
- Chris Candido vs. a gaggle of midgets!
- Stevie Ray and Ernest "The Cat" Miller vs. "Tha Ku Klux Kru"!
- Last Man Standing - Chyna vs. Electra!
- Viscera vs. "The Abortion Doctor"!
- The Steiner Brothers vs. Two Hobos!
- Handicap Match - Masato Tanaka vs. A little girl and a goldfish!
- Loser Has To Put Some Goddamn Clothes On - Juventud Guerrera vs. Earl "Nature Boy" Pickens!
- Tammy Lynn Sytch vs. Her Probation Officer!
- Bart Gunn vs. Somebody Who Will Undoubtedly Kick The Shit Out Of Him!
- Meng and Rikishi vs. Billy Bob I and Billy Bob II!
- La Parka vs. An Alzheimer's patient!
- GHOST FIGHT!!! - Brian Pillman vs. Louie Spicolli!
- COME WATCH YOU FILTHY SMARKS - Chris Benoit vs. Steven Regal!
- MAIN EVENT - "Just" Joe vs. Steroids McSuplex!
Main! MAIN! MAINE!