Hello from St. Louis and welcome to more news, views, shoes, glues, kazoos, and tiramisus from under the straw hat.

As you may know, I was down in Florida taking a wee. I'd like to thank all the fine individuals that were down there. Things went really well.

As a result of said wee, I haven't heard much news, so here's a minute-by-minute, real-time recap thing of King of the Ring.

(All times are Central Standard, cuz I gotta hold it down for tha LOU! sips 40)

6 PM: WWF HEAT pre show thing is probably on. I don't know, though.

7 PM: I guess it's starting now. I just made a Tajiri CAW for Smackdown! 2, which rocks the house. I wonder what's for dinner?

7:30 PM: Still playing video games cuz I'm too lazy to get up and eat, and have no money to do anything.

8 PM: Hey, I'll see what the Internet has to say about this thing. Hmm . . . Billy Gunn is upset about not being in the tournament? Hahahahaha!

8:10 PM: I heat up the oven in preparation for cooking a pizza.

8:40 PM: Pizza is being consumed. Food makes me think of Big Show. I wonder if he's gonna' be on the show?

9 PM: I don't think the paper view is over yet, but I feel like sending this report in early. Plan to play some more video games.

Well, that's it folks. I do have one last piece of news: The Mean Street Posse has been let go. They will be missed. * po's 40 out *

As always, you can email me any news or questions, and go check out jonhunt81's site for your daily dose of vitamin crap.