I'm back in the USA. I went to Smackdown, but didn't really feel like writing any spoilers, content with just posting one unmarked spoiler on the message board. SOFA didn't rebeak RAW, and I didn't really feel like doing that either. Instead, there is a lot of stupid fucking news out there, so let's get started.

Chyna and X-Pac are fucking crazy. I'm not sure if they ever got married or not (I remember that NJPW wanted them to get married at some show, but I guess that fell threw when they stopped wanting Chyna to appear on their shows), but as everyone has heard Chyna is in hiding saying X-Pac wsa going to kill himself and her or something crazy like that. A few days later, X-Pac sent out this letter (that's over at 411, which has started making really bad jokes at the top of all their news stories, as if most of the stories weren't enough of a joke), which breaks new ground in the realm of Capitalization. Shit, I got time, let's go through it.

Hello Everyone,
I want to Thank You for your support & kindness. Also for not rushing to judgment over such a disturbing situation. I wish I could say none of this happened, however some of Joanie's claims are based on a true story.

I just like how he calls it a "true story."

I will shed more light on what happened when I am able to sit down and type for an extended period of time. I am using a Kinko's computer , as My Computer is out of action.

Because he's oh-so fucking busy all the time. And should I refer to it as His Computer or his Computer?

I did want to at least let you know I am grateful for all of your support. I didn't know what the reaction was going to be to such a damaging story. I was originally served with a 1 page document that didn't have her statement on it. That was 2 days later.

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I was served with the real copy of the order on Monday. Her story has major holes in it that I will point out & prove after I have time to get My nuts together.

?!?!

Even typing this has been exhausting . The Celebrity Justice piece & The Globe article due out this week are very damaging, and even if She admits She completely distorted the truth & She was Sorry, The thought of Me doing the things She claims will be in people 's minds now.

I think this makes sense, but the Weird Capitalization keeps throwing me off. Let's see. Even typing this has been exhausting . The Celebrity Justice piece & The Globe article due out this week are very damaging, and even if [s]he admits [s]he completely distorted the truth [and that] [s]he was [s]orry, the thought of [m]e doing the things [s]he claims will be in people 's minds now.

Well, that almost made it readable.

I am curious to know why if She was in hiding from Me and the restraining order was for August 1st , then why did She have Me take her to the airport Friday night so She could fly to Chicago for the comic book convention. That is after we spent the day in bed together at her apartment .

ew

She wanted Me to go with her at that point.

ok.

Actually I knew She probably didn't, because She was going there to support a movie project she was in by a comic book illustrator.

BOO-YAH! haha. Wait, a comic book illustrator (and is anyone else impressed that he didn't call him a "comic book Drawer Guy" or something like that?) is making a movie?

A really good guy by the way.

But not "a really Good Guy"?

I got text messages from her the next day saying it would be good to be apart. I never saw that one coming 1000 miles away. So I called and said I was in Chicago, just got in. That made her furious, and I was hung up on.

Chyna's a 2-way freak! Now, I don't understand this at all. Before, he says he knew that she didn't want him to come, but know he didn't know that? Or is that a joke? And was he actually in Chicago or not?

She told Me not to ruin this for Her & used some very harsh 4 letter words in a really disturbing tone.

haha. I bet.

She thought I was there & if I was I would have been nuts out of luck.

So, you weren't there? You were just being a dick over the phone? And I'm not exactly sure what "nuts out of luck" means, but I'm going to have to use it more often.

A day and a half later She finally text messaged Me. I let her know this restraining order was going to make me look bad.

I don't think it's gonna hurt you that much, kid.

She text messaged Me wanting the lady's number from the Globe so She could "smooth things over". I have the text messages saved . She has totally distorted and manipulated the truth and conveniently left out very important facts.

ok.

I Love Joanie more than I thought was possible. That Love is unconditional . She could not grasp that concept, so she didn't believe it. But I do. And this is in spite of the countless times in which She purposely did or said things to hurt me.

I always feel uncomfortable when pathetic people are spilling their guts about love or girls or anything like that, and it's even creepier if it's X-Pac doing it.

She said I threatened to kill myself. Never in My life have I said I was going to Kill Myself. I told Her that She was slowly killing me & to just get it over with. I have definitely seen my lowest point thus far in my life.

I'm sure you'll be able to find lower.

She makes the claim in the report that She thinks I have a drug problem, because She seen needles in my bag. Well She would know everything in my bags because She has snooped through all my personal things since the beginning . Her saying I have a drug problem yet no mention of her own issues of that nature. I have needles for a variety of things like vitamin b 12 & other things.

Dude, just eat carrots or something.

She has given me a shot in the ass with those needles more than once by the way.

I bet she has.

I don't like telling my private matters to the whole world, but I want it to be the truth if it's going to be public.

But it doesn't need to be the whole truth, man. You could have left it at "I have needles for vitamins" and we all would have been fine with it.

I can handle the truth, even when it hurts.

After reading the above, I would imagine you are quite used to pain

I admit my faults, Why the hell can't others do the same? They have most of the same kinds of flaws as I do. Yet they seem to think that if they don't admit them , they don't exist. Bullshit.

Watch that disturbing tone! And nobody else's faults include having an amazon woman shoot vitamins in their ass.

foar have been accused of being homosexual, and having starred in pornography.

"foar?" What is that? And I've never heard he was in porn. JOSH said that Farooq was in a porn, which is very interesting, but I've never heard of an X-Pac porn.

oh yeah, and dating a man-woman won't make people stop calling you gay.

I have been hit by her more than once. I Only used any holds to restrain her from hurting Me. One friend of ours warned Me that She was trying to get Me to hit her.

"Any holds" are good restraining holds.

She also mentioned that on July 14th I broke the window out of her passenger side door. I did break her window after relentless name calling & provocation.

I hope she kept chanting "X-Pac sucks!"

Notice July14th.

I will.

Well that's the day after My birthday.

So, even though he has all this shit going on, he's still pissed that nobody cared it was his birthday?

She was in Chicago until the 12th & coming home on My birthday to have a party for Me. She never once called Me (I called her) I never saw her on My birthday & definitely no card or gift.

Crybaby

I was a cry baby and I should get over it, according to her.

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I was so upset by her constantly mocking me, that I asked her Please back off. Please. She kept on & I lost My composure and smashed the window out with My elbow. She kicked me out on the side of the street. That's what happened there. I should have seen the writing on the wall. I am a glutton for punishment & abuse I guess.

PLEASE!

The incident was blown out of proportion by her. I never tried to hurt her only restrain her & fend her off.

Why is isn't it "Her?"

However I did shove her to the ground, and when She ran back at me with her hands in the air as to hit me, I placed my right foot into her chest & Shoved her back to the ground again.

Uh . . . that's called a "kick."

A true kick to the body would have sent her to the hospital .

hahaha. right. You aren't fucking Bruce Lee.

Joanie is an incredibly powerful woman, one of the strongest in the world at one time. She bench pressed 350 pounds plus . The world record was only about 30 pounds difference.

But your kick would have split her in two?

I wrapped her in a rear naked choke (My legs wrapped around her waist) She has turned this into Me trying to snap her neck. Never did I cut off her wind pipe. I was trying to keep us both from getting hurt. I do not mean to offer this as an excuse for My part in this. There is never an excuse. My wife Terry punched Me over 10 times in the face and I didn't hit her . So I wanted to give you a better idea of what happened . I know this is my side of the story , from my point of view.

Who the fuck is Terry? Mentioning her hitting you in the face 10 times, while very amusing, does not give me any better idea of what happened. Was she hitting you while you had Chyna in a rear naked choke (Your legs wrapped around her waist)?

I will take a polygraph test to back up my statements. I think it's a good idea actually. Since My reputation has been damaged by Joanie's claims, Maybe we could go on "Celebrity Justice" and both take a lie detector test.
I'm not holding my breath for that to happen.

Is "Celeberity Justice" a real show? Do B-rate celeberities go on there to settle legal disputes? If so, I am holding my breath.

I really must go after 5 hours on this Kinkos computer.

A-hahahahahaha. A-hahahahaha. It took you 5 hours? A-hahahahahaha.

hahahaha

I feel like I needed to get this out for you all to see. I still love Joanie . People ask what kept me there so long when I should have been gone along time ago. I asked Joanie to marry me, she made me the happiest man on earth for the first 3 months or so.

So, did they get married?

always told her that I would never give up on her. I kept on hoping that she would come back to being like she was when we were first together. She is almost a completely different person. I remember thinking I had finally found my happiness after years of constant drama from my marriage of over 11 years. Well my time with Joanie easily outweighs the entire rest of my adult life in the drama department.

You spend time in the Drama dept., date a man-woman, get punched in your face 10 times by "Terry," and constantly rub your cock on other guys, and you expect us to think you're not gay?

I really must go now. I am ashamed of myself for letting things escalate to this point. I am ashamed of putting Joanie ahead of my children. They are the greatest thing I have & I have forsaken them for a woman. That sounds terrible and it is. Good bye for now.
Yours truly, Sean Waltman

I decided to head over to www.seanwaltman.com to see if there was any more information. That was a mistake. Here's some thing he has written on the front page:

I AM SEAN WALTMAN AKA: SYXX-PAC
"THE MASTER OF WRESTLING"
WELCOME TO MY WORLD!

This is my venue to tell YOU What you want to know.
And things you do not want to know!
But need to hear anyway!
I have an opinion on just about everything.
Not just wrestling.
I am a Jack of All Subjects, and a Master of One
. . . Wrestling!

My God, what have I gotten into.

It was updated today, but I think they just added the letter that I have above. Hmm. Let's see what the message board is like.

Eh. so so. however, there is this information about some movie that Sean Waltman and Jerry Lynn are in. It's gonna be on tv soon. Weird.

Well, that was fun while it lasted. I guess it's time to move on, though.

Other news

There was some controversy stemming from the Kevin Nash/Chris Jericho hair vs hair match. Many of the promos leading up to the match were promising that the loser would be shaved bald. However, Nash emerged only with a crew cut, not completely bald.

O The Controversy! He wasn't completely bald and one ad said so! How can the WWE expect us to follow the project with such gaping plot holes!

Nash will be doing a movie called "The Punisher" where he needed a haircut in a short, military style. He never planned on being shaved bald.

I like how "The Punisher" is treated like something nobody's ever heard about, especially since 411 (where I got this from) has both a movies and a comic books section.

However, that did not stop WWE from promising the baldness of the loser, and that has caused some fans and some backstage to be upset with the outcome.

Who? Come on now, who? I don't believe this for a minute. I sincerely doubt anybody in the arena or watching at home said "They promised me a bald Kevin Nash by God! This outcome has made me very upset and I will never watch a WWE event again!"

So, that was from 1wrestling.com, via 411.

The only other real interesting story is AJPW's new . . . uh, thing, where they have Red, Allan Funk and one other guy dress up like Rey Mysterio, Hulk Hogan and Kurt Angle and claim that the WWE is invading All Japan. That sounds really fucking cool. Everybody always shits on Mutoh because he actually tries to make shit entertaining. All the DVDVR smarks who would rather see John Tenta fighting I.R.S. for respect are fucking stupid.

I Can't Believe Nobody Mentioned This
"- Live from Grand Rapids, MO" - Scott Keith. Raw Rant 8/18/03.

See, if Scott Keith didn't always come across like he knows everything, I wouldn't have cared about that.

Over at CRZ's board, the big deal seems to be Bischoff's "rape" of Linda McMahon. Not, I wasn't really paying attention to the segment, but nowhere did it seem like he raped her, and none of the recaps seem to say that he raped her. This is another example of why I hate everything on the internet. People just looking for something to bitch about. Christ alive.

More stupid news

Speaking of Gowen, the match with him vs. Brock Lesnar with Vince McMahon as special referee, which was announced for tonight's Smackdown and heavily advertised locally in Detroit, has been pulled from the show. The decision to do so was actually made last week, but someone in the company allowed the ads to be released anyway. In essence, it means that WWE has false advertised all over Detroit.

1wrestling.com

CALL THE POLICE! THE WWE FALSE ADVERTISED TO ME! HOW DARE THEY!

This is also from 1wrestling:
John Bell sent this item, which I found to be humorous. ... You think that the WWE could've gotten Rob Conway an updated Air Force uniform! The stripes on that uniform were discontinued in the mid 80's! It's also very hard to believe that someone in their late 20's has only two stripes. If someone that old only has two stripes, chances are they are on their way out of the military!

I too found it to be very humorous, but I don't think for the same reason.