To say that the past RAW of June 18th, 2001 was lackluster at its greatest points would be to have missed both the incredible shoot interview performed in front of Michael Cole by Tazz and Hardcore Holly as well as their incredible follow-up match. One of the biggest comparisons one such as myself could draw about this feud is its strong resemblance to Mexican type wrestlers, the luchadores, and other things Mexican. Oftimes, Mexicans can be seen having various argumentative disputes of stolen crack, kid sister whores, or firecrackers. This Holly vs Tazz angle will especially have a strong influence on the average Mexican viewer as a result, making up for the Spanish Announce Table Alamo incident at the turn of the century. Viva La Tuff E. Nuff!

It began as unsuspecting enough with the conversation of Tuff E. Nuff between Michael Cole and Tazz. The outlook does look good for Tuff E. Nuff because of Mexicans. It is assumed that a majority of most of the participants in Tuff E. Nuff will be Mexican. This is self-evident from evidence multiple. Firstly, from Tuff E. Nuff looks like Wile E. Coyote, a popular cartoon character that chases a roadrunner through the desert. Maybe, the Mexican desert? Yes! Truth found one fold for reasons Tuff E. Nuff: Operation Mexicano! Second. After one sees Tuff E. Nuff participants and judges the value of the brain of thinking of participants in Tuff E. Nuff, one comes to the conclusion of stupidity because of folding stomach and banging on a garbage can, not to mention grossly big tit scary women. What's this, stupidity? Yes! Therefore, we can say the following: stupidity = Texas = Mexicans. There you have it, the Bat-Computer told me so. The proof is in the Jell-O. Care for a Cuban cigar, my Tuff E. Nuff friends?

But the conversation had failure written all over, and income Sparky Holly. Solly solly. Hardcore Plug. "You are not Tuff E. Nuff young Tazz. You have been roasting behind commentation desk of Spanish table maybe? I will see you in a ring tonight instead," says Mister Plug, to which a Tazz one responds, "Beat me if you can, survive if I let you, the mood is about to change." Commentation has not taken a toll on the vocals voice of Tazz as it has other former wresters of the past such as Jerry the Body Lawler. He's fired one. Maybe he goes to Mexico to wrestle man Mexicans to put food on table for children that look like rats and various other disgusting things that Mexican children look like. We can only hope because of the moonsaulting possibilities are large and vast. Plus The Miss Kat is very dirty one too, so it would be a nice addition to the drug atmosphere. The truth is spreading.

So we have a match. Oh a punch, and a kick! TAZMISSION! Take your stand on the turnbuckle of domination and cross your arms like the Mexicans tell you Tazz, tonight is your night and the sky is the limit. The good thing about Tazz too is that while he maybe from Brooklyn New Dork (I made a funny), he could easily be passed off as a Mexican yes? We believe it is so. This opens the many doors of possibilities for this thirteen year old superstar. Care to buy a taco, Mister Tazz? They say one of the many features of the Mexican food wrestlers is the thirteen parts to their spots. Well use pneumonics, Tazz one! Say an age year is a spot, and you will be incredible one to participate in Mexican chainlink flaming tables of death with tacks and electric barbarella wire. Surprise, you now have WWF Championship says one Goonie Vince MacMahon. It is superior to you! But now Hardcore Plug will want action, and say you aren't Tuff E. Nuff no more. Mexican will not take this, and the feud will intensify vastly as the universe. Now we have title changed between major superstars.

As you can see, both Tazz and Hardcore Plug and Mexicans have very bright future in the WWF. We can watch them ascend to greatness and last Monday was just the beginning. Look, up in the sky. Is it a plane? No, this is Mexico. Is it a bird? NO, THIS IS MEXICO! IT'S HARDCORE AND TAZZ! Chin up, buckos.