November 11, 2005: Casual Friday
By: The Next Mideon
One fine day, Samoa Joe was strolling on down to his very favorite eating establishment!
Samoa Joe: "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a Samoan man, no time to talk."
Oh dear! A fire has been ignited, and Rhino is not here to stomp it out!
Hysterical Woman: "MY BABY, MY BABY!"
Samoa Joe: "Haha. Lady, you are hysterical."
Hysterical Woman: "SAMOA JOE, CATCH MY BABY!"
Samoa Joe: "Samoa Joe makes no promises."
Flung Baby: "WAAH, WAAH! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAAHM-BYOO-LANCE!"
Samoa Joe: "*eats baby*"
Hysterical Woman: "SAMOA JOE ATE MY KID LOL! OH GOD THE FIRE IT BURNS"
On to the next zany encounter!
Samoa Joe's Hand: "*RING RING*"
Samoa Joe: "Yello?"
Samoan Secret Service: "Samoa Joe, the President (of Samoa) has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President (of Samoa)?"
Samoa Joe: "No. *hangs up*"
Oh no! Another tragedy has befallen the great state of Joe-hio!
K-Kwik: "DAYOM, CRACKA!!! I mean, uh... sheeit, I don't know no racial slurs for Samoans."
Samoa Joe: "*averts eyes*"
K-Kwik: "SAMOAN JOE I AM TALKING TO YOU"
Samoa Joe: "*sigh* What?"
K-Kwik: "It's awful, dawg! A kitten done fell down a well! We gotsta round up a rescue party like Timmy an' Lassie!"
Samoa Joe: "Hey, we wear the same necklace."
K-Kwik: "Focus, Samoa Joe! Ain't no time to waste! 'Cept when it comes to this twenty-minute extended dance sequence! Unh, unh! Break it down!
Samoa Joe: "Samoa Joe likes Samoa music."
Kitten In A Well: "HEY GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU SONS OF BITCHES"
K-Kwik: "That was a thoroughly enjoyable dance party, Samoa Joe! What was we talkin' about again?
Samoa Joe: "I wasn't paying attention."
Big Fat Vader: "*falls down*"
Don Zimmer: "*falls down*"
Even more trouble is a-brewin'!
Shark Boy: "GRR SAMOA JOE I AM GOING TO BITE YOUR ASS"
Samoa Joe: "*shrug*"
Shark Boy: "*BITES ASS*!"
Samoa Joe: "*doesn't care*"
@Lx Shelley: "Hey there, Samoa Joe, have I ever got a proposition for you!"
Samoa Joe: "Talk to the hand. Because it's a telephone."
@Lx Shelley: "L@@K at my eBay auction! I'm selling a gen-yoo-ine semen towel that Val Venis threw at me at a house show! Purchasing this item would be a true indication of intelligence!"
Samoa Joe: "*looking at you*"
@Lx Shelley: "L@@K!"
Samoa Joe: "*LOOKING*"
@Lx Shelley: "L@@K!!!"
Samoa Joe: "*MUSCLE BUSTER*"
@Lx Shelley: "PROMPT PAYMENT, A++++++ MUSCLE BUSTER, WOULD GLADLY DO BUSINESS AGAIN"
Shark Boy: "*HANGING OFF SAMOA JOE'S ASS*"
Joe won't stop until somebody dies!!!
Volcano: "*erupt*"
Samoa Joe: "Eh."
Jeff Hardy: "Joe, no! That is LAVA!"
Samoa Joe: "Whatever. *crosses*"
Jeff Hardy: "JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO! UHHHHHHH!!!"
Samoa Joe's Hand: "*TRIBAL DRUMS RINGTONE*"
Samoa Joe: "You've got Joe."
Samoa Dwayne: "DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING???"
Samoa Joe: "No. *hangs up*"
At long last, the journey has reached its inevitable conclusion!
Samoa Joe: "Sweet."
That Guy From Office Space: "Hey, Joe! Whaddaya know?"
Samoa Joe: "*ignore*"
Samoa Ric: "The Nazis had Flair that they made the Jews wear! WOOOOOO!!!"
Mr. Kennedy (Kennedy): "*Oh Face*"
Samoa Joe: "*Joe Face*"
1950's Waitress: "Here's the children's menu! Now what can I get you boys?"
Samoa Joe: "Bring me the baby back ribs at once. You guys want anything?"
Shark Boy: "RUMP ROAST, IF YOU PLZ"
@Lx Shelley: "Yeah, give me that honey that comes in the bear-shaped bottle."
Samoa Joe: "*puts feet up and wrests*"
Shark Boy: "EWW! JOOOOOE, ALEX SHOT A BOOGER ON ME!"
@Lx Shelley: "Did not!"
Samoa Joe: "I am going to eat the both of you, I fucking swear to god."
D'Amoral Of D'Story:
Scott D'Amore: "Samoan people are lazy! Ah ah ah ahhh, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!"
Winner: The good people at TGIFriday's.
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